I learn languages with so much enthusiasm that I occasionally think in three at once - and then mix up "hello" with "привет, how are you?" I know how to apologise in five languages - handy for when I accidentally step on your foot while dancing

If you're reading this and smiling - congratulations, you've passed the first test for intelligence and humour. Now all that's left is to message me something smart (or at least funny). Let's go!

I can dance a twist and then do the splits - not because I'm a superhero, but because I love moving and testing my joints. Flexibility is my superpower, though sometimes I forget to turn off "stretch mode" and try to reach the fridge with my foot

I do makeup that would make Renaissance artists tear up. But some days I look like "dramatic theatre" - oh well, at least it's bright. Spoiler: without makeup I'm still cute, just less dangerous for blending brushes